it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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