have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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