LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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