shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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