whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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