even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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