pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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