Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
