but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
My ass is underappreciated
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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