Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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