Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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