They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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