You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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