as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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