I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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