You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize
