That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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