just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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