had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Operation Purity has been aborted
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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