So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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