Three words: puerto rican gang bang
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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