That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
They have beer where we have blood.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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