escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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