Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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