walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
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