The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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