I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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