if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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