I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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