dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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