She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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