This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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