You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Randomize