Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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