worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
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