we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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