Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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