You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
did i just pee glitter
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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