id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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