Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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