Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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