chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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