Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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