yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
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