My hand turned me down
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
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