he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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