Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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