It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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