I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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