Define "chronic" masturbator.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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