Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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