It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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