i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
smell my finger.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
