So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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