Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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